look the man might be a choke artist in the postseason but you can’t argue with his performance against Rommel’s panzers during the liberation of Sicily

sorry coach, my jumper’s been a little wonky since I caught that shrapnel on Hill 60

my man is the worst playoff shooter in history if you don’t count guys who landed on Omaha fucking Beach

1. “I could never” is a stretch 2. Any right-thinking person realizes someone as skilled at this as you are is a gift 3. Still can’t believe I whiffed “toe taupin” so badly

!!! I fucked it. this is why you're the editor

walking home I saw a billboard that was advertising(?) it but the ad was just the full text of the interview quote where Bernie Taupin explains he has no idea what the fuck Levon was all about or what he meant by it. Logo for the show in the lower right-hand corner, very small. Strange tactic imo

Time Out New York raves, "It's a Taupin good time!"

White Donte really a huge loss. Randle, well

oh I don’t like this deal at all