lol i was on s4 and havemeyer
something involving cured meats purchased in bulk
i could be scamming so many people right now with a $5 badge from party city
especially when they say they're law enforcement!!!! who are these people who would talk to a cop!!!! i wont even get into an elevator with one
the scam is that now you will have tools. it's very complex. i will explain more for a shoebox with $50,000 in it
right like literally if someone called me with some convoluted story and said "don't call your lawyer" i would call TWO lawyers. i would call my lawyer's lawyer.
which is like. to be fair. it's free cheese.
i love the thought of them telling you not to call a lawyer tho. also you could easily be lured into a trap with the promise of like free power tools. or cheese under a box held up by a stick.
i am recalling my diplomats from gregtopia
Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
