That's because it's bloody witchcraft.

Definitely yes.

Thought it was sausage rolls 😋

And take the edge off the sprouts💨

That's the stuff, thanks. And I don't care if you put horse shit and bus tickets on it by the way 😂

Me neither 🙁

What do you put on it, salt and vinegar or ketchup or seeing as you are now middle class do you use that other stuff that I've forgotten the name of. That creamy looking stuff with little green bits in. Bloody hell what is it.

I reckon the first one about roasting and eating a cat is the porky.