Note to self: “Your mum” gags don’t seem to port well to Brazil.

new fanta flavor “haunted apple” matches my beetlejuice coded nails & i could not be more pleased about this

Midweek Treat: #RecipeOfTheDay is my Chocolate Olive Oil Cake! It’s relaxingly easy to make, happens to be both #glutenfree and #dairyfree and – even though it might be immodest to say it – a deep delight to eat www.nigella.com/recipes/choc...

Based on the number of discarded dirty socks in my house, you'd think that I either have half a dozen children or that my kids each have half a dozen feet.

"movie" is a silly word, I'm going to start calling them "motion pictures" again

And last but not least Happy 6th Birthday to our blue eyed big softee Haku! Loves to order meowmy about especially when treats are on the cards 😋 #catsoftwitter #catsofbluesky #cats #happybirthday

How good is this guy, man! The words 'world class' get thrown about way too much but Isak genuinely is one of the best strikers in world football! Top, TOP class. #NUFC 🇸🇪

Oasis reuniting has reminded me how irritating they were to begin with