i thought this was normal music class!!! just making up glockenspiel nonsense in the Lydian mode!

pew pew 🔫🔫

honestly lateral move at worst we were doing interpretive dance to bongo music i was basically a beatnik in NINETEEN NINETY SEVEN

Carl Orff needs to explain to me why I got a comprehensive education in the xylophone arts that I did NOT ask for

One of the possible hazards not considered in the current tech discourse: What if AI put pizza on a bagel? (you could theoretically eat pizza anytime)

the gods are not satisfied

sacrificed a nail to the 4th Birthday gods

I literally ONLY NEED THEM when I am ALSO BAKING

see, it MAKES SENSE

well now I feel foolish