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Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees

@kittysneezes.com

Writer/Editor; ex-Newsweek. Also producer of Rite Gud podcast by @rsbenedict.bsky.social and the Headclog in the Operator podcast by Jeremiah Aulwurm, and distributor of Infinite Danger by @kasmkave.bsky.social! Pronouns: he/him

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MKkittysneezes.comSep 5, 2024 11:50pm

and people made fun of me, "oh they can't hurt you," they said, "they can't even move!"

Independent (UK Paper) headline: "Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body"

below is a picture of a little black plastic vat filled with light — looks sort of like an LED recessed ceiling light — on four gray plastic legs, in sort of a starfish arrangement (there may be a fifth leg, but it is invisible at this angle). The little vat has a cord plugged into it, and a couple little knob-lookin' guys on the opposite side.

WXwendyxu.bsky.socialSep 5, 2024 11:51pm

getting a gun asap

Ggloomygus.bsky.socialSep 6, 2024 12:19am

You know what, sure, why not. fuck it

TPsocaltrashpanda.bsky.socialSep 6, 2024 12:38am

Welp...this is how it starts, eh....

a woman in a brown shirt has a flashlight on her back

ALT: a woman in a brown shirt has a flashlight on her back

ZTziggybull.bsky.socialSep 9, 2024 2:50am

I'm now imagining "Your princess is in another castle" as spoken by a Dalek.

CHcontagonist.bsky.socialSep 5, 2024 11:53pm

this is a rival faction within an alien civilization in my current W.I.P.

Mpizzademariposa.bsky.socialSep 6, 2024 1:34am

@bloodymush.bsky.social

MTnovameow.bsky.socialSep 6, 2024 12:33am

meow. < (news that you see on the background tv when you're a movie character)

Llizardguy64.bsky.socialSep 6, 2024 2:56am

a cartoon character with a very angry look on its face

Alt: Goomba

Matt Keeley, or the discovery of television among the bees

@kittysneezes.com

308 followers600 following1.2k posts