“SFO(!)” like it’s especially egregious as we disembark into Gomorrah?

overheard

Pondering life's real questions today like 4 pieces of thin-sliced toast is the same as 2 slices of regular toast innit <hint: yes>

I have never seen even one episode of any RH franchise - I used to be proud of that but it's dawning on me that I'm really just out of touch sorry not sorry lol

let's start with "Real Housewives of SLC-themed trip" i'm sorry what now

Oh no on second thought I might have to head to the PO to find out if this is a cancellation letter. Note to self - don’t read your email on the weekend #CAwildfires

oof way too many people-hours yesterday so I'm giving myself permission to bag these chores and curl up in the window seat to read instead. Self-care for introverts is real.

Right? And look what happened to poor Ade. I'm still mad about it.

what i bring to the table:

Turns out all it needed was a little benign neglect, Charlie Brown