Playing truth or dare with my "friends"... they dared me to go home 😕

You don't REALLY need a pilot's license. What are the cops gonna do? Pull you over?

if trump was raised in a more accepting environment, he'd definitely be the fiercest of drag queens 💅

I dont believe you

If you've been to my house more than 3 times, you no longer a guest. You get hungry, you making your own shit.

Nothings worse than not being able to find the perfect video to watch while eating your food and it getting cold.

uhmm i have a boyfriend?? B-B-B-BLOCKED

At my funeral I want someone to throw a flower bouquet into a crowd to see who dies next.

do you guys laugh like hehe or haha

some people are still "it" from elementary school and not even realizing it.