I can't be the only one who loathe group DMs in Slack. Just message me directly if you need me or ping us in an actual channel.

Ah yes need that gold plated Ethernet port so the bits sound even better.

God speed, let me know when you bail because it gets to grindy 😅 I’ve waffled on this at least 6 times in my life.

Açaí is just sherbet but for breakfast. Do I know this? Yes An I stop having an Açaí bowl post run? You fucking believe it.

Apple even drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says Apple Intelligence See you in the ICU

I don't want a larger phone please give me a reasonable sized phone please 😭

Anyone want to be an UI engineering manager for all of Apple’s internal infrastructure? I’m stepping down from my position to return to being an IC. The team is extremely strong and empathetic. Would require working in person at Cupertino, Seattle, New York or Austin.

The corporate queer game of Russian roulette where you’re not sure if your AirPods are connected when pressing play and risk blasting the office with 365 or Red Wine Supernova or something like that.

If it wasn’t literally trying to bail out of management right now I would be chomping at the bit to to this. I was obsessed with Web Assembly four years ago.

I finally got a good prompt escape!