Snapchat has started giving me push notifications whenever someone posts a story in its quest to become the most annoying social media app

life, it never die women are my favorite guy

taking twitter out back like a lame horse and putting it down

it flashes so brightly at night it’s probably breaking a few building codes. he cannot do anything right

I like in lord of the rings where every major army battle is preceded by Saruman looking cool and yelling “send out the Scribble Squad”

good meowning my friend

buying a soda stream for use in my alchemical experimentation

me sowing (intentionally provoking bigger account) me reaping (they respond)

hello bluesky

she blue on my sky till i social *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* she social me till my sky blue *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* seeing blue skies after she social me *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*