Latest edition in my fun stump mic swearing series: Travis Head picking out a fielder and saying “oh you bastard”

I do love Adil Rashid ❤️

Adil having 10 FC hundreds might be the final fact I retain in my brain due to how often I have heard it over the years.

Reminds me of the delayed Covid season when we played our last game in Oct and regulations meant you couldn’t go inside. I’ve never been so cold. I came back on to bowl the last over of our innings and I was 5 balls in before I could feel the ball in my hand. That was in the warmer part of the day.

I’m not saying playing international cricket nearly in October in this country is stupid, but when England have added a thick winter coat to their kit range for the players it does make you think.

I only caught up with the first episode last night, but I really enjoyed it. It’s ideal for Mitchell and I thought it hit that nice sweet spot of proper humour, but with enough intrigue in the mystery.

Stuart Broad has made an absolutely seamless transition from playing into the commentary box, but I think having had to suffer that Laithwaites advert a few times today it’s fair to say acting might not be his next step.

Show me a picture in your phone that has your energy, not a selfie

Yorkshire: “ee none of this new fangled porn it’s not like it was when I was a lad/lass”