Tiiiiiired enough to be spitting out primary school level poetry 😭
Not to whine like Jeremy Vine, But we're bruising like fruit, Feels stupid putting your life on the line, All for a lousy, 3-mile commute.
Just got asked if I've fried bran flakes, and I cannot be sure
Had some veggie Stella McCartney hoisin duck on jacket potato today, and auto correct tried to swap hoisin for poison, and it would be correct for that xx
Say it loud, say it clear ❤️
Discovered mugs of unidentified green liquid in mum's fridge...found out she's been saving and drinking the pan water after boiling cabbage...she's been possessed by the spirit of grandpa jo bucket
Time to rewatch one of my favourite Maggie Smith films... Keeping mum ❤️❤️
Had red bean paste (in bao buns) for the first time, and it really does taste chocolatey?? Magical