Well that fucking sucks. RIP James Earl Jones.
It's apparently the first time no coaches' challenges have been allowed in the last two minutes of a half in the Southern Hemisphere.
Well, I'd have to concede that Saquon has more than atoned for falling on his ass on his first snap as an Iggle.
It's really true that I defected to the Eagles three years ago. But that's not the joy in this game. The joy in this game is in how much my beautiful wife, the actual very soul of kindness and tolerance and diversity and whatnot embedded in My Local School System, DESPISES the Green Bay Packers.
Collinsworth for Walmart: Tacos? We got tacos at this party? Have you had Cincinnati tacos, with the spaghetti inside? youtu.be/x9H-ESBm6Vc?...
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JFC. It's not an endorsement, you beloved dipshit, it's an acknowledgement of the fucking binary that is an actual binary no matter how much you cover your ears and yammer that it's not. Now play the fucking fish video and pretend you were trolling me.
I love the Iggles. I really do. But that was absolutely the most on-point first play from scrimmage as an Eagle that Saquon Barkley could've had.
And the surprise entry for Guy You Should Have Drafted Late (if we hadn't killed our FF league): Xavier Worthy. And with that, good night to the two of you who are paying attention.
You're 10 games in back of the Yankees. Give it up. It's time for church.