You are funnier than any stand-up comic who has ever stood up.
You do have some reach, you know.
Agreed, and I'll point out on your behalf that you are as hatey a Giants-hater as has ever hated the Giants.
Toadstool circles are awesome.
it is really difficult to adequately summarize what an irredeemable shitbag pete rose was and that “betting on baseball” will be the most discussed black mark on his legacy really does him an unearned favor as a child rapist and open racist
Just remember that rule when you submit your Hall of Fame vote this year.
I have an earworm that I got at the grocery store two days ago and it's making me the Joker.
FIGHT! FIGHT! OMFG my two favorite medievalists duking it out, this could be the greatest day ever.
1. Go Terps. 2. When we moved to that other fucking conference my cable system stopped carrying the ACC network. This is the first time I've ever cared.