Classic
The interview was going great until my puppet started screaming
Hurtling through space, Laika shivered inside her harness; surrounded by blinking lights. Slipping away from the familiar into the unknown. Like dying. Or being born
I've had to apologize to so many people since coming out as a big titty genius
Not news that Arnold Palmer was swinging a huge club. Any person with the sheer force of will required to invent mixing lemonade with iced tea is operating on levels of big dick energy previously charted only by the creator of the motorcycle
I think they're talking about people who may be ill and are ALSO accompanying a patient. The whole, "I've got a cold, but Pop Pop needs a ride to the oncologist" thing. They aren't referring to the patients. Clearly, it's not great phrasing, but not the end of the world.
On this day in history, 1938, Joseph Copy invented the first copy machine, forever changing the way we put ham to glass.
