See, the secret to getting rich isn't paying for the store brand vs. the name brand. It's by paying for nothing.

When assessing presidential candidates, the main thing I look for is references to Arnold Palmer’s cock. So, as you might imagine, I’m conflicted

I have been happily playing video games for 40 years and only touched one of these. Swipe left.

I just love fall. Bathing in pumpkin spice latte, eating crunchy leaves, wearing sweaters knitted from the hair of my neighbors. Hard to pick a favorite really.

The other thing is that the first people to show up anywhere that ultimately becomes cool are lefties. Otherwise we'd all be hanging out at the chamber of commerce

another person tries to get us to stop calling them skeets which just makes us call them skeets more

Counterpoint: Yes, it is

Not counting noses or anything, I'm guessing 500ish?

It kind of funny that a big part of what tech guys find transformative about ChatGPT can be replicated by having a conversation with a friend

I don't mean to brag, but I really bring that Jerry Orbach energy to the boudoir.