"Alien" is considered a horror movie because its premise is "What if unwanted pregnancies could happen to men?"

I did a no flour, no sugar no animal products regimen and it was going really well. Then my son went trick or treating. 🙄😉

Well, looks like a lot of the little town where I grew up is gone. My parents, my grandmother, and my best friend from high school and his fam are safe for the moment but the water infrastructure appears to be damaged. Once the mudslide on I-40 is clear things will improve which I hope will be soon.

My middle sister means well but she routinely says hurtful and insensitive things. We're used to it but I wonder how her daughters in law deal with it... particularly because she's always talking about "The Mexicans" and one daughter in law is Latina. 🤬

Too funny 😉

YOUR HISTORY TEACHER NEVER TOLD YOU- *me, checks lecture notes* I definitely told you. YOUR TEXTBOOK LEFT OUT- Me: It is on page 37 and again on 54. HISTORIANS NEVER ADMIT- Me: Look will you just admit already that you slept through class?

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HELLO BLUESKY HAPPY SATURDAY i have a jewelry shop! i sell jewelry that you can wear on your body! i also sell coasters and trinket dishes, which are jewelry for furniture. nora.jewelry shares very much appreciated!

I DoorDash sometimes on the weekends and tonight I delivered an order that was just 1 large fries from Wendys and I'm just going to assume that person is high.