i am a RABBIT first and a beautiful woman second. probably mid woman third
much better now, thanks! it could have been a LOT worse
an honor!
o absolutely (technically he’s nolan1 chronologically)
i was 23 and therefor incurably stupid in the brain you better believe i made a deranged little collage of conor texts
in 2019 i dated 3 guys in a row named conor with one n and they all dumped me with eerily similar texts summer 2023 is all about nolans i went out with 2 nolans in 24 hours one fell off the face of the earth to go fuck his friend and one told me he’s in love with me after 2 weeks
at least i finally found a use for blue sky
i can’t believe i got ghosted by a man whose twitter likes are exclusively composed of thirst traps posted by women who range from could-be-my-stunt-double to my possible-separated-at-birth-identical-twin