wavy, can get curly as it gets long, very thick hair which I have tamed for some time by either keeping it short, using product, or letting it grow and have the heft of the hair calm it down.

It’s basically exactly the cut I want I love it (but am currently growing it out for reasons unknown even to me tbh)

Very dad coded

We are incorrigible

Do not underestimate my ability to say Bryce Harper, probable hall of famer/preternatural athlete, is doing this solely bc they love the city and the fans so much

The best one to me is the I could easily win a debate against 600 babies one but this is very very high on the list

Tbf that wasn’t a major thing

Madison Cawthorn erasure

Hadn’t thought of him until the Boebert beetlejuice adventure

As a Phillies fan I’m of course, by nature, immediately incensed but you are right they are too himbo to be “scrappy”.