I mean, can you even imagine what it would be like to make out with Vertex? 😳

I learned a long time ago that people who have issues with what you’re into aren’t worth being around. As long as you give it a clear content warning, it’s their problem, not yours.

I run on Kubernetes

If you were ever curious where Vertex's parts are!

Ensure all data ports are properly lubricated before attempting network connection

Fuck computers

cursed thought of the day: you could use gallium metal as lube since it’s both non-toxic and has lubricant properties

badge comm for @anjiiyaps.bsky.social :3

When do I get to commission you :3

Oh yes