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Lord Piss (clean comedy)
@lordpiss.bsky.social
I have huge tits and I work 100% clean comedy 🙌 ✍️ 🧠 retweets are endorsements of my asshole!!!!
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my mom told me the soviet union collapsed because they ran out of money lol

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this is kinda obvious but i just realized it for some reason: trump calling kamala a communist seems so comical to us but it works because most of his voters are so old they remember the cold war

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to be honest i’m more of a piss enthusiast. get me in a room full of actual lords and i’d defer to the experts in 9 out of 10 disputes

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everyone’s got that one guy in the basement 😩

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might have to get in on the nostalgia

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i don’t even have the heart to follow anymore, moved away in 2012 and never looked back. in my heart lindy ruff is still coach

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there’s a big leftist account on twitter who obviously just realized the beatles were actually cool and keeps going viral tweeting “lmao it is so funny that…” things about them that aren’t quite right and it’s driving me bananas

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i think if vanek could have stopped breaking his ankle every other day he could’ve led them to the cup at least once

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getting to the super bowl four years in a row and losing every single one is the most buffalo shit of all time

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thanks obama

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Lord Piss (clean comedy)
@lordpiss.bsky.social
I have huge tits and I work 100% clean comedy 🙌 ✍️ 🧠 retweets are endorsements of my asshole!!!!
104 followers47 following2.1k posts