Straight vampire : I’m gonna suck your blood Gay vampire : I’m gonna suck your blood Politician vampire : I have been committing fraud for the past 6 centuries Short vampire : I’m gonna suck your blood

Whoever came up with the line “we die in the dark so you can live in the light” deserves the biggest sloppy humanity has ever seen

Where’s the government assigned fursonas, or was that another lie told by big politics 😔

Finally got my first few paychecks and I really underestimated how much I would make

Eyoooooooo :D