What’s wrong with crocs 🥺

I’m not competitive. But losing a game of Connect-Four to a 6-year old will ruin my weekend. I hope that little shit doesn’t think he’s smarter than me.

What would you call a “virgin sex in the beach”? 🏖️🍹🤔

Gotta love those Top Dog Law commercials 😂

Yes I know I’m a freak.

It’s like a bad mushroom trip… psychologically stressful with moments of beauty; it’s a hell, but with enough time, you could get used to it 😂

Totally relate. The business part takes all the fun out of writing…. Starts to feel more like a job and less of a passion.

Ninja turtles would be proud

Me watching you watch the movie I suggested

To eat the pizza Or drink the coffee while hot? Why is life so hard? 😫