I still don’t have this jar of salsa open. This is outrageous.

I don’t know who is in charge of putting the lids on the salsa jars so tight that I can’t get them off at home, but they need to stop or be stopped.

Friday night, baby

No idea how I’m supposed to get to sleep tonight

I wrote a piece about how Vance’s immigration worldview was fundamentally racist, and a columnist at the ny times tut tutted me for my intolerance. Anyway Vance is now spreading blood libels about haitian migrants eating animals

Why did you do this to me?????

My compliments to the music supervisor who opened this episode of Industry with Book of Love.

lol

my campaign slogan suggestion for Harris/Walz

Robert Shaw came down from heaven to tell me something important.