i’m in an uber and realized i forgot to put on blush so i blended a little lipstick on my cheekbones while looking into my phone camera like a goddamn mentos commercial

Shot of you entering the car "It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, with Mentos fresh and full of life!" You notice your blush isn't on as you are driven, and no mirror to use! "Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life!" 1/2

Real human stories are often good stories.

were you driving past a bunch of children playing in a fire hydrant at the time

youtu.be/pLdJQFTnZfA

Foo Fighters - Big Me (Official HD Video)

YouTube video by foofightersVEVO

You are a true freshmaker

That jingle was a banger.