2) my one kid got shoved during soccer in gym class today by a boy named Gavin, and my other kid said "Gavin's in our math class, one time the teacher called him up to the board and he wrote skibidi on it"
two stories from my household: 1) my husband killed a fly on the vaulted ceiling of our bedroom by standing on a footstool and poking it with the back end of a cane and the fly got stunned and did a dramatic swirling nose dive down to the bed, where it was subsequently killed and...
Day 2: FFXV, Noctis/Prompto omegaverse, featuring alpha!Noct in rut and beta!Prompto archiveofourown.org/works/59390158
the fact that if (using my android phone) I copy paste from gdocs to AO3 on Firefox it loses my paragraph formatting, but if I paste on Chrome it loses my italics, might just be my villain origin story. Posting schedule is gonna be totally thrown off if I need my home laptop to post 😩
Thread for sharing my kinktober fics! I'm gonna just add a reply with a link every day. Up first: spn fic, Dean/Benny sex pollen! archiveofourown.org/works/59338846
my 11yo earned a reward for good behavior and her request was pizza for dinner and that she be allowed to watch the 1995 pride and prejudice miniseries for the third time 🥲
... and then I spent today wrapping up 6k words for a single prompt 💀
I've written nearly 30k words for kinktober and I'm not even halfway through 💀💀💀 which on the one hand I feel very productive but on the other hand the remaining prompts are gonna kill me
some people on Friday evening: aww yeah time to go out and have some fun! me on Friday evening: aww yeah time to take a nice relaxing bath and lounge around in my pajamas!