Maybe all the cursed objects in history were just poorly made ones.

I'm sorry that was mean but I couldn't resist

You're not my favorite

I actually stumbled on one of these a few years ago by accident. I was confused but also delighted.

This has some real "mother says it's my turn to beat the servants" energy to it.

When I was a kid I went to the zoo and there was this monkey up high in a tree in the enclosure, like at least 20 or 30 feet and it pissed the most orange-ish stream of piss I ever saw, just arcing from like 20 feet in the air. A thing of beauty I will never forget.

I may be in the hater camp, but I kind of despise the 24/7 title thing. Same with the old "hardcore" title. It's not necessarily a bad thing on the surface, but titles with stips like that just seem to bring out the absolute worst tendencies in creative.

Also the neck tattoo

I dunno, I just kind of stare at a bunch of people who want to look me in the eye and tell me they support wrestlers and wrestling and that's why they're content and happy to pay $20 to see two men wail on each other with razor blades in a gym in Kentucky. Like I'm not. Get paid.

Wrestling is its own thing though. Like these guys are busting their asses, literally and figuratively, driving all over god's creation to get a gig in a VFW in Moo Mesa, Oklahoma, for minimal pay. And if most of them were honest, they'd probably tell you they'd take that good WWE gig.