happy birthday babylon…i mean america

catholics in latin america: “if i feed the poor i am called a saint. if i ask why they are poor i am called a communist” catholics in america: “gay people having equal rights is oppressing me”

checking something, does the side wound of christ trigger the sexually suggestive filter?

Okay this is what shows up when I click the “what’s hot?” section? Is this normal? What’s everyone else seeing? @derektheheretic.bsky.social@transvangelical.bsky.social@masonmennenga.bsky.social

*takes red pill/invite code from @masonmennenga.bsky.social *Eyes suddenly open w/ a deep inhale* Me: Am I dead? Mason: Far from it Me: why do my eyes hurt? Mason: Because you look at your phone a lot. Now you also have bluesky to check Me: Mason: I know more Silly Songs With Larry than you.

bluesky feels like a church plant that everyone is excited about even though it’s technically southern baptist

should i post all my twitter drafts on here instead?

you should meet a UCC minister or two then…

lol i took a 5mg edible

*flirting* “hey girl, can i lick your side wound of christ?”