i have concepts of a plan

I write almost everything from 4-7 AM here, it's prime time.

"I sit next to either Hunter or Wyatt, I don't know, they look the same." - K on kindergarten

Scientists sweating around a whiteboard trying to come up with a worse audio format than cassette.

I'm up like a shot at 5 AM every day. This is why every corner needs that pre-dawn diner. A place isn't a place without it.

For a second I thought it was bad sounding formats and decaf tea.

The first rodeo must've been total amateur hour.

The temptation to respond with a fart gag is overwhelming

What about some trees gazing into a bearded white dude

New saddest story just dropped