Me 10 minutes ago: who is Jelly Roll Me after that SNL performance: Jelly Roll 🥹
I had never heard Eric Adams' voice until listening to The Daily and If Books Could Kill this morning. Delighted to learn that he sounds exactly like a Tracy Morgan character 😚🤌
Did you know that if your library has Kanopy, you can also request movies and TV series...even ones that aren't available on streaming?!
BRB, making my very first vision board
Republican contender Donald Trump has said that he will not run again for the US presidency if he loses the November 5 election.
Polls suggest Trump and rival Kamala Harris are neck and neck in the key swing states where elections are often decided.
One time a guy was filming students at recess while I was on duty so I let our new School Resource Officer know and he said "Nothing I can do about that, people are allowed to film kids in public". So I told the guy to beat it instead of the police officer standing a few yards away.
When I first moved to IL from MA I had this weird sensation that I was always approaching water, despite being landlocked. Then I realized it's because in MA, the only time you see flat land or the horizon is if you're approaching the ocean!
I really think that most undecided voters are just people who think voting is a multiple choice test where the winner is the correct answer and the loser is incorrect. They are just trying to figure out who is going to win so they get it right, not who they want to win.
Tonight, millions of Americans are anxiously tuning in to see if The Yankees can beat a racist T-ball team.
Me: Hi friends, welcome to music! Kids: *5,000 follow up questions* Me: The other teacher in the room is (redacted) and isn't a Ms. or Mr. so we use they or them when speaking about them, ok? Kids: Cool! *Zero follow up questions*