reviving the life of my grandmother's ancestors by having a "no quarts refused" party with the girlies :3

onlooking do-gooder: omg, are you okay?? me, batman voiced: GET AWAY FROM ME 👹

and remember comrades; if you saw the tranny in the McDonald's parking lot trip and fall to the ground when the strap harness ze was wearing came loose from under zer dress, dropping down and entangling zer ankles, causing zer to drop faster than X stock; DO NOT APPROACH, DO NOT RESUSCITATE !!!

you look so pretty, holy smokes !!!

DeCay Kong

You know what's truly crazy, Alyson? That you would so readily portray the arrogant buffoon on public record as one who failed to ascertain the true message of the media you express the desire to embrace; there are no gods, and yet you insist on the traditional worship of orderly chaos 🙄😂😆🙃 ???

Hey, Melody here 🎶 To all the mega-babes who read and scrolled past, considered, or contributed to helping me, my roommate, and our elder matron cat; international love for women conquers all 🤘🥲💜🎶

Hey, thanks to everyone who could contribute towards a 24 pack; my whole ass personally thanks thee! Any extra funds will go towards small, fresh delights over the next 8 days of poverty, as well as nice treats for our lady of peace in time of peril; Squirrel (pictured below) Help spread the word?

This show does not exist, hasn't been announced, and is literally plagarizing the exact image from an artist without crediting them. I am literally gonna murder AI

Babe, you got me splitting my attention over you like, uh, your face ??? 💜💕🎶