[incoherent Mark Twain noises]

probably my favorite part was when the guy falls down the stairs and the shot ends with a freeze frame + zoom like wow they were still trying to figure out movies i guess

watched Friday the 13th Part II and wondering if old 70s horror movies [editor's note: 80s] are actually my thing... PG levels of gore and decades later they are comedies basically

well second most shocking part ehhge

watched Friday the 13th yesterday and the most shocking part was realizing i somehow managed to avoid spoilers for any part of this movie

sometimes you have exciting weekend plans and sometimes you just want to drink and watch Star Trek Generations

i see the spambots have arrived in force on this wëbsite

this is ridiculous but my biggest regret about my recent Japan trip is not loading up on CRATES of secondhand PS4 controllers while the yen is low

cool great here's one thousand dollars

kind of amazed that, based on my usage, the new iPhone effectively has no new features, except for a new button. unfortunately buttons are my WEAKNESS