In my defense I have to wake up in 6 hours to take patch to the vet, and, I wasn’t planning on getting naked with the two guys I had dinner with.

/ friend cums. Me : perfect timing because in one minute I was going to be like “yo I gotta go.”

The far northwest side of Chicago feels like the suburbs but not in the same way as how Lincoln park feels like the suburbs.

sure

I have been informed that some of you will shave yourself to have male pattern baldness and in this essay I argue why that’s ableist

My sexual network is expanding from a /32 to like a /29 if you know what I mean.

I’m in an open marriage with my instant pot

PPP is my favorite game. I saw Richie, the lead ParaPara All Star, perform at a festival this past September in Tokyo. I also have a Korean PPP cabinet and the shell of a Japanese one (I’m going to port the internals from one to the other this summer)

This song told me I was homosexual at age 9 before I even knew what homosexuality is.

To be fair it’s all 3D video and webxr is broken. This is temporary