this elephant keeps spraying water all over astro bot and astro bot keeps making heart faces. just two perverts enjoying themselves

my cat takes cis pride medicine

the wildest part is that he announced this instead of keeping it to himself!

oh man this was also one of the first dvds I remember that had a separate DTS version for home theater nerds

when we had a wildfire here in the plains, so many people I talked to would say “that’s why you shouldn’t live in the mountains!”, like it was so engrained that fires were just a mountain thing they couldn’t even think about it accurately

it's not a big deal though, tbh. People say things in accidentally-mean ways all the time, and it gets people mad but doesn't need to outlast the moment.

these posts are so controversial

I’m craving the bulgogi omelette I had in san francisco 12 years ago

breakfast burrito stuffed with fries