I'm so excited for summer and wearing sexy clothes again. my winter wardrobe is lacking fr

meanwhile the player character is like:

lmao I saw a meme that inspired me like "they should make titties with nicotine in them so when you suck it's like hitting a vape"

"You ... I've seen you... Let me see your face... You are the one from my dreams... Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength."

Star Wars Battlefront 1 (Original)

you're so real for that

turns out she needed to burp and grab at my face for a bit, then she just passed out 💯 good advice tho imma try that next time

cool street art in an alley next to my office. I call it "bird shit alley" on account of all the bird shit

they should make vapes with breast milk in them so you can suck on it like a titty

I only remember when my kid wants to dress up so we get candy and watch a movie lol