what?? that's quite a big oh no for our household, no wonder there hasn't been thanksgiving dinner at home for a few years

they'd be falling over each other trying to greet you first in hopes of landing the B. B.O.P. account though

oh gosh is "let the humans gently lay down for an afternoon nap" on this playlist too?

The unrelenting progress of eyes like a flood of molasses, like bitumen, like a whole whole world slowly choking. It began on your left cheek after a bad break up, the eyelid tore your skin and you saw (it was beautiful). The pile of dirty clothes and dirty dishes by the bed was almost part of you:

authentication service that runs an instance of you who loves to sit around thinking about passwords all day long

sometimes you just have to tell it to them straight

very confused that so many people want to try to force women into situations they'll long to escape from every moment of their lives… with access to the cleaning supplies

any of the horses would absolutely demolish us in breakdancing, probably literally

if they insist on pointing at the IBA president's statements maybe they'll also get arrested for cooperating with an enemy of the state and charged as terrorists 🤔

is this just a public transit issue of playboy