very stupid deduction enjoyers: “oh, you’re an induction fan? what, do you just hate deduction?” very smart induction enjoyers: “oh, you’re a deduction fan? what, do you just love everything?”

circa 2010 when I first saw brand accounts acting like people on social media 🥲

soup season is upon us which means my supportive wife who does not like soup will go hungry each and every night

goals 😌

if you zone out carefully enough you can actually experience how your own native language sounds to a non-speaker. try it on a person who is very boring and unimportant!

all 2000s era pop punk can be plotted along a love/hate matrix of “girls” and “this town”

actually phone numbers exist on a spectrum

worldbuilding in modern day fiction be like 😎👉👉

strangely ominous Applebee’s napkin from ~2014 👀

nature is beautiful 🙏