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Mop Bucket
@mopbucket.bsky.social
I smell like this so you don't have to.
110 followers158 following3.1k posts
MBmopbucket.bsky.social

So many ways to play, all of them good

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Still gonna give up and hand it to my kid when I can't figure out how to work it

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MBmopbucket.bsky.social

Remember when their ads were just "We're open after midnight" or "It tastes like Doritos now"

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MBmopbucket.bsky.social

Fifty bucks says the owner has the highest security clearance in the building

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MBmopbucket.bsky.social

You were in the wrong theater in Boston then? I saw ID4 on opening night there and every last one of us was hollering and catcalling

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MBmopbucket.bsky.social

I've got to upgrade my Internet, it's pricey but the quality on this plan is unacceptable

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MBmopbucket.bsky.social

White supremacy is a landlord now? It makes sense I guess but things are even worse than I thought

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MBmopbucket.bsky.social

I am playing this game soooo slowly. Got the coal power up and running and instead of making the next batch of stuff for the elevator I've torn down the entire base just to make it look nice on rebuild

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MBmopbucket.bsky.social

So you're telling me feelings don't care about your facts

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MBmopbucket.bsky.social

[junior staffer] ...so why don't we try a mystery picker? [Executives look at each other and nod, stone-faced]

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MB
Mop Bucket
@mopbucket.bsky.social
I smell like this so you don't have to.
110 followers158 following3.1k posts