I’m a huge fan of both of these versions

H/T @brokenbanker.bsky.social inject this stuff into my veins

Told the kids this morning that I was entering my weekend era. Major rizz and aura points. Am I doing this right?

I have the dubious pleasure of Bens company at work

Is that Britain’s most notorious serial killer in front of you ?

Vibes gonna vibe

All about the vibes. Innit

A surprising amount of truth here - at such miserable occasions. I will only drink coffee and was known to walk out for a cigarette apple.news/AO-uExPNVTpy...

The hell of the sandwich lunch — The Economist

Working and eating do not go together

No cap

I’m enjoying Gen Z marketing scripts more than I should. Largely because I now vaguely understand what my children are saying to me.