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Keith Taylor
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Bestselling author of This Is the Way the World Ends: an Oral History of the Zombie War: amzn.to/3O6xBWm. Anti-Brexit and pro-Free Movement.
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One of these days we're going to have to decide what to do about the fact that a man in control of more than 6,000 satellites and a fleet of rockets has quite obviously lost contact with reality.

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Honestly seems really comforting to be in that much denial. Sounds lovely.

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"If only we'd used all caps on the Stop the Boats banners. Our downfall was lower case."

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They never seem to twig that the policies themselves are incredibly unpopular with voters. They only get any traction at all because a certain bloc of voters are attracted to Trump. They'd cheer for a shit sandwich as long as it was him handing it to them.

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"Businesses are closing, businesses are not starting in the UK, because they say that the burden of regulation is too high." Wait until you see what happens to businesses after a few more decades of below replacement birth rate, Kemi.

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Not a memory of the movie itself. Age 11, July 1993, driving home from a holiday in France, in the back of the family car I read an article in my dad's Daily Mail. Alongside it was a grainy black & white photo of Jeff Goldblum holding a road flare. First time I ever knew I HAD to see a movie.

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Just started a second attempt after watching part of season one a few years back. Binged the first season yesterday, and while I'm not quite blown away I'm definitely engaged enough to go straight into season two.

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This baffles me. My ex-wife used to happily walk around with a clear thumbprint on her lenses, and the woman I'm seeing now has so many scratches on hers they look like they've been sandblasted. If I walk out the door with a tiny smudge on my sunglasses it's. All. I'll. Think. About.

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Was that the suit about the cave rescue guy in Thailand he accused of pedophilia? As a former resident of Thailand who hates that shitty stereotype that was the moment I began to really fucking loathe Musk.

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Same with UK Chinese food. I live next door to China and have spent about a year there over the past decade, but I'll still get random cravings for the Chinese curry sauce (that exists nowhere in China) they pour over everything at the Sun Lok takeaway in my home town in England.

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Keith Taylor
@mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social
Bestselling author of This Is the Way the World Ends: an Oral History of the Zombie War: amzn.to/3O6xBWm. Anti-Brexit and pro-Free Movement.
57 followers71 following362 posts