I beg your pardon, I am a *lady*. 💅

My quiet time is first thing in the morning when I wake up. Stumble out of bed and feed kitty, then back to bed for a little scrolling in the dark while my brain wakes up. Then coffee, opening up the house to let the sun in, and a bath or shower. If this doesn't happen I feel crabby. 😜

It's true. I know all kinds of things about all sorts of people. I'll never tell. 🤐 (Something about me makes people talk, apparently. 😂)

It seems like everyone is generally in agreement!

🧙I am immortal.

It *is* an interesting thought. 😂

Of course. 😜

I've finally got a pretty good Discover tab going on with cats, food, shitposts, and a few big accounts and the odd lewd sprinkled in here and there. I'm settling in. Yes. This will do nicely. 🥰

The teeth are freaking me out. 🤣 They're so good. You did an amazing job, lol.

Well that's terrifying. 😂