Man Toriel is such a good character. I wish goats were real…

“Ok guys we are gonna make a new Scooby Doo series. What was wrong with Velma?” “The fact it had Velma?” “…Exactly!” “Ok good, so we aren’t gonna-“ “LETS REMOVE VELMA, THEN PEOPLE WILL LIKE OUR SHOW”

Well at least it’s not Velma

During history class my teacher showed a video of the Hiroshima bombing. When it got to a part showing a person melting I said out loud… “They overcooked him”

Kick punch it’s all in the mind. If you want to test me, I’m sure you’ll find-

Avengers Endgame could have ended a whole lot sooner if they got Bugs Bunny to fight instead of like Captain America or something

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I love Oliver Garden I wish Italy was real

It is me. Indian Jonas