What are you doing on Bluesky?! It’s Father’s Day! Go call your dad or something

This is what it was like for my parents to raise me (art from Pinterest idk)

Flashbacks to TikTok (art from Pintrist idk)

"it's so hot out, time for a shower" Proceeds to take a super hot shower

To the people who have never eaten Hamburger Helper I’m sorry you never had a childhood

Me: I'm in so much pain! Coworkers: What's wrong? Me: I need a bagel BLT Coworkers: ! ! !

Literally me but with burritos from Chipotle

Blinko and Co: Sushi

Who you gonna call?

You are missing the heart of the server. The blood-clot filled heart