need walz to make at least 3 claims that Vance fucked couches in the first 5 min
CBS News Says It Will Be Up To Vance And Walz To Fact-Check Each Other In Veep Debate In other words, Vance will be allowed to spew a firehose of lies with no pushback from “moderators,” who won’t actually moderate anything because CBS is scared of the right wing reaction.
CBS News says it will be up to the candidates, not the moderators, to fact-check each other.
Real life is even weirder than couchfucking. I hope Walz brings up this creepy shit Trump camp gives thumbs up to menstrual surveillance programs. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/trump...
One of the most toxic and politically explosive parts of the current...
In the form of “dad jokes”
Every time Vance lies, Walz maybe shakes his head and says "Now that's just weird!" before giving a proper answer.
And that he got handsy with a chaise longue in the green room before the debate started.
I just want to see Walz let Vance go on, much like Harris did with TFG. But when Vance it done spewing nonsense, Walz just pulls his best Luke Skywalker and says, "That's amazing, every single thing you just said was wrong."
"Mr. Vance, is it true that you're banned from every Ikea in the continental US?"
I mean, why not. If nothing matters anymore, go straight for the sticky cushions.
He's not Harris. And Vance is harder to troll than Trump. But Walz is going to be able to do sputteringly shocked and disappointed Dad at Vance so well. I have a bet on hearing "we don't behave like that".
I'd love to see him just spew a whole load of totally absurd fabrications (lies) and then point out that that's what it's like. Not sure it would be wise for him to do so but it sure would be entertaining. Really though he probably should be boring 98% with a couple of zingers for the clips
And that he hates his wife and kids.