the "nobody is talking about X" is my fav genre of post but how did you find out about it you are literally an advertising account manager who works from home did you discover this hidden knowledge, in a client brief for Andy's Discount Sofas?

I deeply love the "you cannot say X" because ... you are literally saying that, right now. Unless a sniper's bullet has just taken you out right after you hit post. What you're really on about is people taking you to task for saying X, which is just living in a society I fear

"I've been cancelled" as the opening line to my netflix comedy special.

the best one of these was some alt-right chud who was all “we don’t learn {some obvious fact that is widely taught}” when everyone was like “yeah, we totally learn that” his response was “I was homeschooled”

"media will never tell you about this" bro just file the goddamn copy please