The moment where Walt chooses “Heisenberg” as his drug lord name is IMO the clinching detail that makes a high school science teacher’s transformation into a meth dealer 100% believable. It’s ecstatically true that every single one would have done it in a world where they came up with that first.

Sweaty Prinze Jr.

Couchy Tiger, Hittened Dragon

The finest of our wordsmiths

Sweaty Mercury

then and now

going in for upside down kisses on my girlfriend and yelling “Toby!”

this is why some dogs are frightened by loud noises, it’s a cultural memory for them

referring to my qualifications as my bonerfides