Struggling to efficiently jokify the concept of sammy, when referring to sandwich, being a shortening of its full name, Samuel Sandwich (who is an Earl). here you go though.
Trumpâs statements are decontextualized, while those from Democrats are relentlessly scrutinized. The result is false equivalencies that normalize Republican liars.
The DNC put the bankruptcy of the genre on full, painful display.
Every day Iâm alive I scold myself for too much self talk, and every day Iâm alive I get a little deeper into the backstory of the characters I do the scolding in.
In the land of Murph, it has been codified that whatever can go wrong, shall. This is known as Murphese Law.
Crying over an overturned glass of milk? Thatâs a spill issue.
my friends are always doing crazy shit like having families and careers
anyway tomorrow rfk jr is going to bound onto a stage in 110 degree heat to join Trump and the handlers are going to realize too late he has a disgusting fish skeleton clenched in his teeth like my dog found and refused to give up in about 2001 or so
the worldâs ocean life is choking to death on Plaâs dick (but itâs micro somehow?) for the love of god somebody do something