At the corp-culture-building event: 1/ Leader: "If you were stranded on a desert island, which celebrity would you want with you?" Me: "An insufferable ego maniac? No thanks." Group x: "We choose Bear Grylls" Me: "The guy who drank his own piss? Yes. It's a meme. Look it up."

2/ Group Y: "We want Jeff Probst" We all patiently wait for the other groups to submit their answer via phone. The Rock, Tom Hanks, Superman, Willie Nelson... And then... VP: "Hey, who put Hannibal Lecter on the list?" Me: "If we're stranded & some of us die, he can field dress a human."