2/ Group Y: "We want Jeff Probst" We all patiently wait for the other groups to submit their answer via phone. The Rock, Tom Hanks, Superman, Willie Nelson... And then... VP: "Hey, who put Hannibal Lecter on the list?" Me: "If we're stranded & some of us die, he can field dress a human."

3/ VP getting annoyed: "But what if you die, you want us to eat you?" Me: "If I am dead, I won't care. Cuz I will be dead." Leader, desperately trying to return to humorous answers: "Hey, who put Diddy on the list?" Me: "Don't look at me. I'm team Chianti and Fava beans."