3/ VP getting annoyed: "But what if you die, you want us to eat you?" Me: "If I am dead, I won't care. Cuz I will be dead." Leader, desperately trying to return to humorous answers: "Hey, who put Diddy on the list?" Me: "Don't look at me. I'm team Chianti and Fava beans."

4/ Me: "It wouldn't be Diddy's first visit to a sketchy, remote island. Heyooo." My normie coworkers looking confused: 😮‍💨 Me: "He is buddies with Trump & Epstein."